I frequently don't get asked certain questions. The FUQ is the definitive place to find the answers to them!

=== What the FUQ? ===

FUQ (pronounced exactly the way you think) is short for Frequently Unasked Questions.

=== Why the FUQ? ===

Since the world unceasingly churns out people who think their questions are unique and haven't been asked already, I thought I'd pretend they were special and make them think their questions were actually unique.

=== How the FUQ? ===

Yeah, these puns aren't very funny. I won't make anymore, I promise.

=== Are there ever going to be any real questions here? ===

Yes. One day. You should [[http://samat.org/contact.html|contact me]] and give me some suggestions.