* You're the best Pokemon in my Pokedex

 * You remind me of my big toe, because I'm going to bang you over and over on every piece of furniture in my house

 * Feel this [t-shirt], can you tell what material this is made of? […] Boyfriend material
 * Got any raisins? […] How about a date?
 * If I ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
 * Can you tell me how much a polar bear weighs? […] Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…
 * Do you have a twin sister? […] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
 * Do you know what you have more than anyone else in this room right now? Better yet, anyone else in the world? […] My attention.
 * Are your parents retarded? […] Because you sure look special to me.
 * They call me handsome, but you can call me tonight.
 * I could use a cheesy pick-up line on you but you look like you're too smart for that.
 * Are you talking to me? […] Would you like to?
 * You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
 * Do you know a good insurance company? […] Because your smile is going to kill me.
 * Do you have a band aid? […] Because I just hurt myself falling for you.
 * I wish I was your derivative […] Because then I could lie tangent to your curves.
 * Did you know you can increase the rotational velocity of the earth by lying down? […] Well, the effect is very small so it works better if we do it together. 
 * You're so hot you denature my enzymes.
 * Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I will return it.

== Situations ==

 * She was walking down the street and she saw a cute little dog. She started playing with it saying: Oh, how cute he is! And a guy, owner of a dog said: He has a phone number too.
 * Cashier: That will be eight thirty. Is that the time of our date?
 * Do you wanna kiss? [Pull out bag of Hershey's kisses]