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~~ When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing---they believe in anything. -- G. K. Chesterton ~~ Man is the lowest-cost, 150-pound, nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. -- NASA ~~ Love: the steady directing of the human will toward the eternal well-being of another -- Stephen Neill |
Pending quotes
I need to add these to my quotes DB:
Example quote. -- Example attribution ~~ When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing---they believe in anything. -- G. K. Chesterton ~~ Man is the lowest-cost, 150-pound, nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. -- NASA ~~ Love: the steady directing of the human will toward the eternal well-being of another -- Stephen Neill ~~ Software license synopsis: EULA: sharing is evil BSD: sharing is not evil GPL: not sharing is evil ~~ Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. -- John W Gardner ~~ He was guided by what he saw rather than what he wanted to believe. -- Vernor Vinge ~~ Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. -- Mark Twain ~~ When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When i ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist. -- Dom Helder Camara
Processing
I need to do the following processing on select quotes:
Misspelling:
- 262: everybody
- 598: add space between try and to
Duplicates:
- 283
- 325
Combine 5 and 7, remove 7
Replace:
- 8
- 9
- 16
Fix quotes for:
- 23
- 53
Fix markup for:
- None
IRC quotes
Not sure whether these should be in my quotes DB, but they're interesting nonetheless.
<influx> almost everyone who leaves a voice mail on my phone <influx> starts its with HEY FUCKER <influx> pickup your phone ~~ <vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable <vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in ~~ <e\\oCo> Pookey: im a designer.. i need a wysiwug ~~ <SysError> i wish i had a girlfriend whos name didnt end in .jpg ~~ <influx> i remember turning on the tv in london <influx> it was nonsense ~~ <ebnf> @_=/(\d)/g;($i,$s)=0;foreach(@_){if(($i++)%2==0){$_*=2;if($_>=10){$_=int($_/10)+($_-10);}}$s+=$_;}print($s%10==0?"$s - GOOD!\n":"$s - BAD!\n"); <ebnf> xjjk: that will verify if a credit cardnumber is valid ~~ <elrond3> basically, um.. chick with age x dates a guy with age (x-10)/5 + x <elrond3> hmm.. maybe /3. ~~ Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud, after a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.
Signature quote DB
These are the quotes that appear in my e-mail signatures, etc.