I frequently don't get asked certain questions. The FUQ is the definitive place to find the answers to them!
What the FUQ?
FUQ (pronounced exactly the way you think) is short for Frequently Unasked Questions.
Why the FUQ?
Since the world unceasingly churns out people who think their questions are unique and haven't been asked already, I thought I'd pretend they were special and make them think their questions were actually unique.
How the FUQ?
Yeah, these puns aren't very funny. I won't make anymore, I promise.
Are there ever going to be any real questions here?
Yes. One day. You should contact me and give me some suggestions.