PickUpLines - SamatsWiki

You're the best Pokemon in my Pokedex
You remind me of my big toe, because I'm going to bang you over and over on every piece of furniture in my house
Feel this [t-shirt], can you tell what material this is made of? […] Boyfriend material
Got any raisins? […] How about a date?
If I ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Can you tell me how much a polar bear weighs? […] Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…
Do you have a twin sister? […] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you know what you have more than anyone else in this room right now? Better yet, anyone else in the world? […] My attention.
Are your parents retarded? […] Because you sure look special to me.
They call me handsome, but you can call me tonight.
I could use a cheesy pick-up line on you but you look like you're too smart for that.
Are you talking to me? […] Would you like to?
You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
Do you know a good insurance company? […] Because your smile is going to kill me.
Do you have a band aid? […] Because I just hurt myself falling for you.
I wish I was your derivative […] Because then I could lie tangent to your curves.
Did you know you can increase the rotational velocity of the earth by lying down? […] Well, the effect is very small so it works better if we do it together.
You're so hot you denature my enzymes.
Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I will return it.

Situations

She was walking down the street and she saw a cute little dog. She started playing with it saying: Oh, how cute he is! And a guy, owner of a dog said: He has a phone number too.
Cashier: That will be eight thirty. Is that the time of our date?
Do you wanna kiss? [Pull out bag of Hershey's kisses]