SamatsWiki

• Diff for "PickUpLines"

• You remind me of my big toe, because I'm going to bang you over and over on every piece of furniture in my house
• Feel this [t-shirt], can you tell what material this is made of? […] Boyfriend material
• Got any raisins? […] How about a date?
• If I ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• Can you tell me how much a polar bear weighs? […] Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…
• Do you have a twin sister? […] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
• Do you know what you have more than anyone else in this room right now? Better yet, anyone else in the world? […] My attention.
• Are your parents retarded? […] Because you sure look special to me.
• They call me handsome, but you can call me tonight.
• I could use a cheesy pick-up line on you but you look like you're too smart for that.
• Are you talking to me? […] Would you like to?
• You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
• Do you know a good insurance company? […] Because your smile is going to kill me.
• Do you have a band aid? […] Because I just hurt myself falling for you.
• I wish I was your derivative […] Because then I could lie tangent to your curves.
• Did you know you can increase the rotational velocity of the earth by lying down? […] Well, the effect is very small so it works better if we do it together.
• You're so hot you denature my enzymes.
• Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I will return it.

Situations

• She was walking down the street and she saw a cute little dog. She started playing with it saying: Oh, how cute he is! And a guy, owner of a dog said: He has a phone number too.
• Cashier: That will be eight thirty. Is that the time of our date?
• Do you wanna kiss? [Pull out bag of Hershey's kisses]